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A Matter Of Time
So then, of all the players we’ve speculated about the Blues selling this summer, we managed to avoid naming Tim Cahill, now departed to New York, and Jack Rodwell, for […]
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Fun Times In Babylon
According to Andy Hunter in Guardian, who is renowned for almost never making stuff up, Everton have got 17-year-old Caen striker M’Baye Niang over at Finch Farm for a few […]
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Johnny, Remember Me
No sooner had we shouted ‘roll the presses’ on the M’Baye Niang transfer round-up type story when another name was thrown into the ring – the ring of transfer speculation […]
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Something About Famous Belgians
Well then, Toffee lads and ladies, with no Premier League matches for a fortnight we find ourselves scraping around for some sort of Everton ‘content’ to fill up our little […]
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The Truth
The findings of the independent panel’s enquiry into the events surrounding the Hillsborough disaster, the subsequent police cover up and media collusion have provoked a storm of emotions. There is […]
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Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt ‘Em
Hey, sometimes even the most obvious and clichéd headlines are just too darned irresistible. This one, courtesy of everyone’s favourite baggy-trousered Jesus-jostling MC – Hammer, or Stanley Kirk...
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Hairy Shoulders, Knees and Toes
Marouane Fellaini’s knacked his knee and looks like he will be out for three weeks. In which case we can confidently predict ‘Fellaini In Race For Derby Fitness’ headlines in […]
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Badges and Managers and That
The internet ‘shit storm’ that Everton have drawn down upon themselves with the unveiling of the new badge has certainly kept everyone entertained during the end-of-season lull. This could […]
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Yet More Managers And Badge Caper
Hey you, the rock steady crew. Get on Everton, lurching from their slumber and gittin’ they house in order. First up, as predicted, Robert Elstone has chosen, to use a […]
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Summer Lovin’
It’s that time of year when everyone is scraping around for something to say, and ‘Leroy Fer still keen on Everton switch’ is viewed as news worth repeating on a […]
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A New Career In A New Town
Well, they are all back in training, doing fancy exercises around flag poles and ostentatiously ‘rehydrating’ wearing them weird monitoring sports bras, and it’s a far cry from the […]
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The Star Club
According to most of the papers, SV Hamburg seem pretty confident about signing Nikica Jelavic. Some director or other of the German club has been tweeting that Everton have […]
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Jog On
Joey Barton is desperate to play for Everton. An astute editor could make that statement more succinct and truthful by lopping off the last four words. The Queens Park Rangers […]
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After the Goldrush
‘Insulting’, ‘derisory’, ‘a bit last’ and ‘cunty’. All words used in certain quarters to describe Manchester United’s £28 million bid for Marouane Fellaini and Leighton Baines. Various reports keep […]
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Adventures In The Skin Trade
Going to bed an hour before the transfer deadline means that you never know quite what you are going to wake up to – a bit like Christmas Eve. Well, […]
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Love Affairs And Marriage
To celebrate publication of Howard Kendall’s autobiography, Love Affairs and Marriage, Everton’s greatest manager will be talking about his life in football with comedian and broadcaster Sean Styles at...
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On Their Toes
In the aftermath of a game in which Kevin Mirallas’s foul was so heinous it threatened to wipe out several generations of Suarezs (Suarii?) it turns out that it’s […]
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Transfer Frenzy
Hey there, it looks as if a lot of the transfer window courtship is starting to get real and it Continue reading →
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Copa Mundane
‘It’s shop-lifting by Moore, Gary shit on the floor, Bobby asking for more…cash for tickets. It’s coming home, it’s come home…’ It’s no Ian McCulloch and the Spice Girls’ ‘How Does It Feel To Be On Top...
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World Cup Diary Day 2
There’s no law that says you have to update it every day. Stop thinking so analogue. This is agile blogging for the next century. Anyway, the sooner this World Cup is over the better, just so we can...
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